Brother Power vs. The Modern World

Nude Chinese man holding up an Anhui taxiChinaSMACK translates a posting over at Chinese BBS Mop entitled “Birth of 2010’s most awesome environmental protector — Brother Power! His resplendent debut shocks the whole world” — awesome about covers it (and there’s a lot needing covering in this story).

ChinaSMACK translates a posting over at Chinese BBS Mop entitled “Birth of 2010’s most awesome environmental protector — Brother Power! His resplendent debut shocks the whole world” — awesome about covers it (and there’s a lot needing covering in this story).

Nude Chinese man holding up an Anhui taxi

Contrary to what the sequence of pictures show (see them all at ChinaSMACK) this crazy Anhui resident has some set of balls. Stripping down to his streaking best he jumped in front of this taxi and began trying to lift it while shouting “Give me power!!!.” When the weight of the car proved too much for him he refused to give up and instead declared “Evil and ugly modern society, retreat!!!!“.

Eventually the police were called and they struggled with the awkwardness of getting this rather determined naked guy to cooperate. Brother Power was able to slip under the police vehicle (likely due to all that lifting creating a bit of a slippery sheen). Eventually a doctor lent a hand and got Brother Power in a car, but not without a final shout of “Modern society will retreat!!! I will be back!!

As ever, huge props to ChinaSMACK for taking the time to translate the best and worst that Chinese forums have to offer. And Brother Power, we await your return!

Naked Brother Power stuns a motorscooter rider passing by